viking principles

Principles in which to live your life like a Nordic badass.

Looking both ways before crossing the street go against my Viking principles. Especially when there is village to rape and pillage on the other side.

by Nordic Beasty February 4, 2018

Viking slap

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that your balls slap on her pussy

Her: I felt you Viking slap me.

Me: yeah my balls are sore from yesterday’s fuck.

by Urban_FroYo June 30, 2021

Viking

When one person before sex wears a Viking helmet and covers the horns of it in fish slim for him/her to ram and gore the horns into his/her asshole.

I saw a picture of Vikings at a museum today so what happened was I decided to

by Heckle May 29, 2022

Viking Style

A reverse reach around.

I grabbed dat ass Viking Style. Just like the way the Vikings used to grab their Seax when in battle.

by Trixi K. June 17, 2022

Viking

A male that will have sex with any woman no matter how chopped she is.

James is such a viking its ridiculous

by sickest April 10, 2025

Water Vikings of Club Penguin

another club penguin army. it harbors the rejects of Ice Warriors, some of which are pedophiles and racist and neo nazis!!! yayyyy!! anyways props to ango #ango4leedur

“I fucking HATE Water Vikings of Club Penguin. But at Rye and Cobra are cool. I guess.”

by iloveclubpenguinarmybattlegrou August 26, 2025

Viking style

When the guy wants to have sex with his wife or girlfriend and she says no, but you fuck her anyway

My girlfriend didn't want to have sex with me, so we did it viking style

by RiderNose October 17, 2025