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TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.
The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

Nowadays, body cameras turn more cops into TV cops. No wonder many of them still don't want to wear body cameras.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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TV girl

A band that makes Male Manipulator Music, like the entire band is made of men. (Dont worry I'm a male TV girl fan, no offence to anyone.)
Girl: "hey, what's your favourite band?"
Boy: "oh uh TV girl!"
Girl: "I gotta get out of here."
by GooberSchnarf February 12, 2023
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TV DJ

Much like a radio DJ a TV DJ does not actually select songs or jockey disks but fills the time between shows with random ramblings intended to engage the listener. Not to be confused by the more traditional announcer who simply informs the watcher of the following program.

The prime example of a TV DJ is the dude on C4 that reads out a random haiku before the Simpsons. There was also the hilarious spat of mispronouncing the show, possible to gauge if anyone was actually listening to them. Examples are as follows:
"The trimpsons"
"The Grimsons"
"Double Dimpsons"
"Crimpsons"
"The Flintstones"
"The Cheese & Onions"
Clearly by the end they had totally given up, or not understood the concept of cockney rhyming slang.
"I wish I knew what this TV DJ looked like so I could arrange for a piano to conveniently fall on his head."
"This TV DJ is inane."
by blueicecream47 June 28, 2013
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curved tv

A ridiculously overpriced variation of a much cheaper HDTV. A technology fad which companies do just because they can.

This type of TV is for people who have too much money and/or have no life.
Kid to parent: Whatcha doin'?
Parent: buying this new innoative technology called "curved TV".
Kid: OH NO!
by Wha-daCAG September 5, 2016
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paidway tv

PAIDWAY TV.. A YOUTUBE CHANNEL RUN BY POPULAR JAMAICAN INFLUENCER. "PAIDWAY"
THE BEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL IS THE PAIDWAY TV♨️
by Thier biggest fan November 23, 2021
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Me-TV

The television channel that your old ass grandparents watch every single night.
My grandma was watching Me-TV again last night.
by Othy, Him October 29, 2022
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tv nap

What your dh is having on the couch with the tv on. He says he's not sleeping, but he couldn't tell you what just happened in the movie he is purportedly watching. And there are very suspicious sounds extremely similar to snoring coming from the couch area.
"Where's Steve?"

"Oh, he's in the man cave having a tv nap".
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