A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
by JustaHawtGayguy February 17, 2012
Get the muff loafmug. when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack and then make your sexual partner gag on its entirety
Just gave Steph the sickest urchin loaf. You should have seen her after, she coughed up blood, it was awesome
by haquefer February 10, 2017
Get the urchin loafmug. When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".
The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"
by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020
Get the loaf topmug. Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.
by Viirin May 19, 2021
Get the nut loafmug. The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.
by Lil'Toefungius August 13, 2010
Get the Throw Loafmug. by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021
Get the goat loafmug. When two people actively rub their love handles together (it is only sugar loafing if it is over 5 minutes)
by Richiesugarpapa February 10, 2017
Get the Sugar Loafingmug.