gooma-zay-guam Thursday

A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.

We're both off for gooma-zay-guam Thursday. Wanna go to the movies?

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday

The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.

"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.

BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"

by TammyTime1991 November 5, 2010

KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY

EVERY THURSDAYS IS KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY SO GUYS DONT BE A PU**Y

GIRL: WHAT DO YOU WANT
BOY: A KISS 😘

GIRL: WHY
BOY: BC TODAY IS KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY
BOTH: 😘 😘

by HEY 😈 September 15, 2021

Simp Thursday

A day were you should simp for a girl rather than study.

Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday

by Yung Money L October 15, 2020

Thursday

the day of teasing because you know friday is hours away but you cant be in friday yet.

it really sucks its thursday but one more day!!!!!!!!

by just another follower February 22, 2011

Thursday Conversation

When a boyfriend or a girlfriend can't handle their partners established friendships.

Matt, I don't like you talking to your friend about astronomy on a Thursday night. You should only talk to me. You are having a Thursday Conversation.

by Thursday Yon November 28, 2023

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 9, 2022