Skunk biscuit

Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.

(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.

by CBromberg March 26, 2017

Ego Biscuit

A compliment to anyone hungry for validation, praise, or boost to one's sense of self-worth.

That A the professor gave was a major ego biscuit.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

biscuit bones

A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.

Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.

by fernofry September 20, 2016

heavenly biscuit

A heavenly biscuit occurs when a man copulates with a pregnant woman ("bun in the oven") that has a yeast infection. The intercourse involves so much yeast that a chunky "halo" is revealed, circling the outermost point of penetration on the man's penis.

Jeff was really excited that this pregnant chick was DTF, but he sorely disappointed after he realized he was a victim of the heavenly biscuit.

by Frank Lesniak August 5, 2012

Biscuit body

When a girl looks good at the club but when you get her home and take her clothes off everything pops out like when you open a can of biscuits.

Roger " that girl is Girl is fine as hell"
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot

by Smokeymcchad April 26, 2016

grundle biscuits

the result of mixing talcum powder and body sweat, usually located under armpits, breasts, or crotch region.

It was so hot outside today, when I got home, a dozen grundle biscuits fell out of my panty hose.

by leftybklyn July 23, 2011

scrunge biscuit

A scrunge biscuit is a useless waste of space that claims off benefits and lives in a council house. the money they do steal off the government is usually spend on there addictions such as alcohol, drugs and fags

What a scrunge biscuit, steeling our money

by mr.basic December 10, 2016