European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
by Lev Sportsinterviews January 25, 2012
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european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
by carp it up January 07, 2012
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European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".
That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.
by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023
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European Dream

As opposed to American Dream, European Dream is a concept of equality of opportunity for anyone who lives in Europe, mainly European Union, regardless for who they are, or from where they've come from.
I though of going to the USA, but after realising I would end up on street with shady job, I chose to go to the France. I prefer the European Dream.
by Tomsow(12) December 27, 2019
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European Firedragon

When your boyfriend is eating you out and at the very last second she yells "I HAVE AIDS"
And then your juices come out his nose making him a European Firedragon
i gave this guy a European Firedragon last night
by senpachi September 02, 2021
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European baptism

Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.
"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"
by Willysaucy April 20, 2023
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European Baptism

When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.
"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."
by sweetntart July 26, 2024
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