Captain Poelking

Used when describing someone who is a fag but is rich so lots of people like this person.

Alex: "Bro I was at school today and met Captain Poelking"
Tanner: "I hate Captain Poelking he is such a fag bro for real"
Alex: "I wish I could beat the shit out of Captain Poelking but hes too rich"

by Hehshdn October 19, 2017

captain blaise

That guy in the back of the class room or the loud vc that only says “bruh”

you never hear him complete a sentence

Captain Blaise: bruh
one guy: wait who said that
other guy: oh I didn’t even realize he was here
one guy: oh for ffs it’s the captain

by jetstar;) April 30, 2021

Captain Saveaho

A man who has a relationship with a woman who has a child from a former lover.

I'm not interested in being Captain Saveaho, no matter how awesome her tits are.

by DaHolmes May 29, 2023

Captain Hungry

Another way of saying 'I am hungry' in an emphasized groan of hunger. This term derives from a dream in which a super hero called Captain Hungry went and fed all the hungry people, so when in need of nourishment, one would call to him for food, and therefore call 'Captain Hungry!'

Betsy: *rumble rumble* Ahh Man, Captain Hungry!

by Von Mintski May 16, 2005

Captain Patagonia

An amazing mapping YouTube channel. Need I say more? 10/10
Dude is a literal legend.

Did you see Captain Patagonia's new video?

by Antarctica Mapping April 20, 2019

captain fantasy

the mayor of imagination land

captain fantasy is the mayor of imagination land

by prior2247 September 30, 2008

Captain Mung

Leader of the Mung revolution, director of Mung affairs. He is thought to have been born in South London but has moved to warmer climes in search of juicy Mung and to spread the word of Munging.

Question: "Who is that wonderful, heroic, yet slightly deranged man who seems so enlightened?"

Answer: "That is Captain Mung"

by Mung Priest November 23, 2011