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Turd Burglar

A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.
Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.
by K2xW July 17, 2021
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breath burglar

Someone who is of no use whatsoever, resulting in the incidental theft of oxygen that might be useful to others.
"You're such a breath burglar!" exclaimed Andy, after discovering Matt had left the beer behind.
useless dead weight
by Reigun November 1, 2013
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Turd burglar

A Turd burglar is a mythical being that takes your turds (aka poop) from your toilet at night when everyone is asleep, similar to the tooth fairy legend.
Little boy: Mommy when will the turd burglar come?

Mother: oh honey the turd burglar only comes at night when your asleep.
by BeeftGunkle June 20, 2023
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