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Walter White

Walter White : Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
by hplovecraft'scat April 27, 2021
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Cool kid Walter

Cool kid Walter is an especially cool kid character found in outdated geography textbooks. Walter is usually found in some cool lid shades and his edgy Walkman.
Teacher- “open your books to page 34”

Students- *go wild because they see cool kid Walter*
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Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area
That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!
by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010
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Walter White

I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
by Walter White. January 21, 2023
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Walter

Walter is a bull terrier that has become a big meme recently, especially in the so called “Doge Lore”. His real name is Nelson, and he’s adorable.
Cheems: “Hey Walterm wamt cheemsburger?”
Walter: *stares*
Cheems: stumpid cring retarmd
by My name is Walter March 1, 2020
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darius walters

A Darius Walters is a sex god, amazing at call of duty and will cus you out at any given moment.

Hates confrontation but will turn into hood Darius if ever challenged.

Is full with more wind than a hot air balloon and wears socks and sandles into work to go with his consistent all year wearing three quarters, band top and snap back!

Is allergic to EVERYTHING but we all can't live with out a Darius!
"we've all had the Darius Walters"
by Cakeyontherocks September 28, 2017
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Walter

Walter
by Astromious September 16, 2019
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