The art of carefully laying out pictures, perhaps of your best friends sister, and having a complete strokefest of Fapstar status that culminates in you laying down a big roper across her pictures.
The really sick bastards will then take pictures of the Fap scene and anonymously send the defiled sister pics to their best friend and watch him have a meltdown.
The really sick bastards will then take pictures of the Fap scene and anonymously send the defiled sister pics to their best friend and watch him have a meltdown.
Hey Neal, have you ever jacked off to a chic's picture? Nah, but go ask Nick, I heard that nasty mother fucker is a Photo Fapstar!
by Professor of Carnal Knowledge October 4, 2020
Get the Photo Fapstarmug. 1. I took a massive shit yesterday, and got J.R. with a photo-grog because I know how much he loves pictures of poop.
2. “Look at this photo-grog! I thought it would cause a clog. Man that was so big, why did eat like such a pig?” sung to Nickelback’s song, “Photograph.”
2. “Look at this photo-grog! I thought it would cause a clog. Man that was so big, why did eat like such a pig?” sung to Nickelback’s song, “Photograph.”
by CBGLW August 17, 2025
Get the Photo-Grogmug. by GStepz November 7, 2018
Get the Photo Assmug. Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.
Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”
by Bg0991 April 7, 2019
Get the Photo Op Fathermug. by silver_chair May 3, 2018
Get the Photo Banditmug. The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
Get the "before and after" photosmug. When you’re scrolling through a girls Instagram, and notice that in some pictures she looks normal, and even attractive. But on the other hand, in other photos, shawty kind of look like a rat.
Braden was scrolling through his friend Alayna’s Instagram, when in some photos she looked like a rat and in some she looked attractive. Braden self-diagnosed Alayna with Photo Ratitis.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023
Get the Photo Ratitismug.