Petting the horse.

The act of brushing your pubic hair.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.

by potterfreak98 November 05, 2012

Skin Pet

If cats and dogs are fur babies, actual babies must be skin pets.

Hey, did you hear, Jessica's pregnant with her second skin pet!

Hey, nice skin pet you got there.

by Pyra420 April 22, 2023

Rat Pet

The pet/ wannabe/ tryhard/ of the popular girl (rat) . She's always by the popular girl's side, and wants to be exactly like her.

Rat Pet's are really annoying and no one likes them. They are one of the most hated people in school. The popular girls dont like them either and just use them for random shit.

Look at how clingy Emily is to Mary! She's such a rat pet
She's such a rat pet! Mary's just using her to get good grades

by Anda (egg) March 06, 2023

Step-pet

The pet(s) your significant other adopted prior to you being in a relationship together.

Generally a millennial and younger term, since gen X and older have human children.

Erin already had cats with her last boyfriend, but she kept them. Now Sophie and Tigger are my Step-pets.

by Rawrxs February 28, 2023

Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.

“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “

by FyreFli January 24, 2018

Heart pet

A pet who seem to have a private window to our souls. A true soulmate in pet version.

You don’t get it. I’ll never have another dog like this. She understands me in a way no one has ever understood me, she's my heart pet.

by PetsForYourSoul October 08, 2020

Petting the Starfish

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.

I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.

by Jabels225 December 17, 2011