hog yanking

The act of vigorously pulling on ones own penis. Usually performed in this way when very angry or frustrated.

Joes in the bathroom hog yanking again. The poor guy tries and tries but just can't get laid!

by Ratdogzz March 25, 2017

hog senses

The gut feeling before something significant happens.

My hog senses are tingling, I think eric is about to fight.

by Hog-rider March 22, 2023

forum hog

One who posts constantly on a online bulletin board system, often to gain the respect of a moderator or administrator, though also perhaps just for personal gain (post count) or to gain respect from the community at large.

"He's a right forum hog he is!"

by Splatzone November 6, 2007

hog pizzum

One who delights in and commonly practices selfish behavior.

That goddamn hog pizzum Sally Struthers ate all the Chips-Ahoys and didn't leave me any.

by Stuck5150 July 25, 2011

Sludge Hog

Girls that wear cowgirl boots with short shorts, sleep with different guys every weekend, and are "country" by going to tractor/truck pulls. Also known as mud cricket or swamp rat.

Hey man, look at her all over him, she was just with his bestfriend last week, what a sludge hog.

by Slugehogwannabe69 June 11, 2017

Hanging hog

When you’re clothed but your flaccid penis is out.

I looked over the fence to talk to the neighbor and he was hanging hog, so I went back inside

by Hoghanger357 June 24, 2022

hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.

Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."

by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016