lol fairy

A fairy who gives you lol (funny) things!

guy1: dude it feels like something came upon me!

guy2: dude i think thats the lol fairy!!

by the one kid from MI April 3, 2009

Grass Fairy

A Soccer Player

Guy: You Play Any Sports?
Girl: Yeah Soccer.
Guy: HA! Your a Grass Fairy

by Taco April 17, 2004

fairy queef

them fuzzy sunsabitch white seeds that fly around in the spring and summer that get stuck in your hair and shit.

dude, I totally got a fairy queef up my fuckin' nose. I hope a tree doesn't grow out of my ass.

by Rob Dickey June 21, 2008

Fence Fairy

A racist name for an illegal mexican.

Person 1: Dude you're such a retard!
Person 2: Fuck off you fence fairy!

by lifesuxs March 3, 2010

Facebook Fairy

Person who calls in sick for work but profile pictures show up a day later with the person dressed as a fairy for Halloween.

Why don't you call in sick like the Facebook fairy?

by r.r.r.r May 5, 2009

fairy blunt

a blunt rolled with both weed and mushroom dust
or you could just roll up all mushroom dust, or course it has to be psilocybin mushrooms

im trippin off that fairy blunt

by dude im not you May 6, 2006

Fairy piss

Any fruity, or sweet tasting alcoholic beverage. Usually one that chicks drink but can sometimes be consumed by fruity guys.

Jeff:Hey bro, what's that you're drinkin'?
Ted:Oh, it's Apple Pucker. Want some?
Jeff:Haha..No thanks dude, I don't drink fairy piss. That shit's for chicks and gays.
Ted:Whatever, it tastes good.

by gnarLEE January 12, 2009