Temperature Blanket

A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day

The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year

Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"

by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023

bobble topper

your ratchet ass twin

Bruh, i saw your bobble topper while on a cruise yesterday.

by freshbreath_69 November 5, 2014

bottle topper

A person who snorts cocaine out a girls ass

Franco I a bottle topper

by jkolgf April 13, 2015

Syrup tapper

Someone who sticks a pine cone in their ass and masturbates.

Yo, that dude Josh? He's a real syrup tapper. That fool smells like the Pine Sol lady combined with Greek wine.

by Sr. Danger November 25, 2016

banana tipper

The act of taking a shit and when it comes out it tips your balls before falling in the toilet.

Ozzy pulled a banana tipper this morning

by Chingus October 29, 2017

waterpark temperature

when trying to get a substance, typically water, to the desired temperature but instead fail to do so resulting in the temperature being both too cold and too hot, like the temperature of water at most waterparks

Bro: "Dude, this morning, the friggin shower was stuck at waterpark temperature for like 15 minutes"
Dude: "Bro that sucks"

by Turn.Up.Alex November 27, 2018

lopper topper

Sloppier than sloppy toppy

Fuck sloppy toppy girl give me that lopper topper

by TheToppers69 September 17, 2019