Internet Typing Law

The Typing Law is a simple fact that typing in all caps breaks internet law.
Part two of the internet law states that typing in a manner alternating between capital and lower case letters as in the example provided below is merely a shallow attempt to appear cool and/or ghetto-fabulous.
People are advised to avoid breaking either of these laws at risk of angering the entire internet.

TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is FrOwNeD UpOn As It MaKeS yOu ApPeAr ReTarded. This breaks internet typing law
THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! This also breaks typing law

by Masta_J December 9, 2008

tapping a vein

Injecting drugs into your bloodstream. Usually done by only the most hardcore addicts, as it results in the quickest high.

"I know this junkie that got HIV, from tapping a vein."

by D. Gould February 14, 2006

Taking Back Sunday

A kick ass band with lyrical and musical talent (even without John) and an awesome live show you wont forget

"So scream I heard about your message and how it reeks of your indifference"

by Holy Hand Grenade June 20, 2004

tapping guts

The act of repeatedly hitting the top of the vaginal canal with your big dick.

Person 1: So did you fuck your new girlfriend last night?

Person 2: Dude, her pussy was so tight and my dick is so big I was tapping guts!

by The_Fat_Man197 September 12, 2009

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

Taking a bridge

the act of suicide, usually a joke.

"I haven't had a piece of strange in three months im thinking about taking a bridge"

by Mark C. August 28, 2005

tapping the ketchup bottle

The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more.

I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.

My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!

We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.

by iva pad February 27, 2011