shadow smoker

The opposite of a Social Smoker. A person who smokes by themselves. Generally Marijuana; but not limited to the latter. Tobacco products, herbals and other illicit substances like crack, methamphetamine, heroin as well as vap-pens can be used to Shadow Smoke. Shadow smoking is a way a user attempts to conserve his or her stash by limiting the people they use with or may entirely isolate themselves to use their drugs by their lonesome.

-Darius:"That nigga Tiberius looks like a mothafuckin' stoner, but I ain't never copped any cash from him for a bag and you know We ain't see em' at the creek or shed parties; Fucks' wrong with that nigga?"
-Thema:"Nigga would you shut the fuck up wichyo big ass mouth and shit. That lil' nigga Tiberius is on some other junt; mothafucka' betta swerve around me with his triflin' ass and stay in his own damn lane. He's probably a shadow smoker huh? He look like he ain't get no sun or pussy in months. Nigga need to get out and smoke a fuckin blunt on the corner with us sometime.
-Darius:"The fuck did you just get done smokin'? This oblong lookin punk ain't comin' near me and my stash. Nigga, I just picked up a fuckin' Oz. of some OG Kush last night and these buds is almost gone cuz I been smokin up too many of my trill niggas. Ain't got 'nuff danks to smoke up all of Downtown Minneapolis bitch! I'm out.
-Thelma:"Aye nigga where the fuck you goin' thought we was smokin' up?"
-Darius:"Bitch swerve! Get a fuckin' job insteada bein' a hoe and make yo ass some real paper; and quit smokin' up all of mine. I'm dippin' to the crib and turnin into a mothafuckin' Shadow smoker cuz it's hard times and a niggas always gotta have his buds before his bitches. And I'm damn sure I ain't kickin' it wichyo stupid ass no more, Deuces.

by Abominabledrfibes January 29, 2014

Shadow-mentoring

Definition: Following someone without letting them know you follow them.

I follow Teyler Path on YouTube. This man is my shadow-mentor, I religiously follow his tips and tricks while working out. I am forever grateful to him for shadow-mentoring.

by retiredretardreturns August 14, 2023

shadow Sensei

A Shadow Sensei is a Person who master the Shadow Fuck. While shadow fucking you have "sex" with another Person without penetration. After that you can call yourself half a virgin.

Shadow Sensei: yo dudes! yesterday i had some really good shadow sex!

friend: what even is that you weirdo?

Shadow Sensei: we had sex with cloth on without me penetrating my partner

Friend: Wooow so now youre only half a virgin!

by Shadow Sensei May 18, 2023

shadow whore

An individual, typically female, whom portrays themselves as a modest individual in public, yet acts whorish in the "shadows". Commonly known to send flirtatious snap chats to men yet when asked for sexy time by said led on males they often respond with "I can't, I'm not like that, I don't do that" resulting in a confused, blue balled male.

Fratboy 1: Bro totally thought I was getting laid this weekend!
Fratboy 2: No way bromigo, what happened?
Fratboy 1: She totally wanted the D but turned out she was just a "shadow whore".
Fratboy 2: Ouch brofessor, you must be felling blue...

by T.R.W. (ft. J.M.B., G.S.P.) November 6, 2017

Thursday Shadow

Similar to the condition of 5 O'Clock Shadow in men, Thursday Shadow describes the built up growth of peach fuzz on the face of a pubescent boy who shaves once a week.

Man, I really need to shave.

Yeah dude, you got a bad case of thursday shadow.

by Ash12345612034 April 2, 2011

shadow tree

The outline of trees you see at night, hence shadow.

Hey guys, All we have to look at outside right now are the 'shadow trees'..

by Shadow trees March 28, 2015

Stealing Shadows

A very descriptive word that should only be used when insulting someone. This word will make your friends hate you for saying to them. Stealing shadows is like murdering. Dont use this word unintentionally

HEY, YOU, THERES SOMEONE STEALING SHADOWS HERE! IS IT YOU?

by Aquanite1 June 15, 2016