A degenerate cess pool full of faggots and trannys and a homeless crisis
Seattle fucking sucks dude the only thing good about it is there weed isnt taxed like cali
by berry macockener 425 December 15, 2022
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by Slattle January 1, 2021
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"Seattle" was originally named after "Chief Sealthe," a very well loved and respected Indigenous Tribal Leader in the once beautiful Pacific Northwest. Now, thanks to "Drug Den Durkan" and Governor Inslee and the entire Seattle City Council Members and every Seattle Outreach Team, our once beautiful city is now nicknamed and known as, "The Dirty Needle," and "Free-Attle" - the politicians and outreach teams here not only created and allowed an environmental disaster but also allowed and supported the police to be defunded and stealing to be legal and stealing dogs to be perfectly acceptable, along with doing heavy drugs and trafficking children on and around school grounds, doing drugs on city buses to be acceptable and basically turned our city into a "Krokodil Zombie Drug Hell" that is now over run by the drug addicted and mentally ill who do not get convicted for any crime including attempted and kidnapping children and pets whom they continue to give a free tiny house to next to the drug and child trafficking. Crime continue to get worse with each Outreach Team and pedophile politicians allowing it, supporting it and encouraging it to continue.
"Hey Man, let's move to the Dirty Needle!" We can get everything for free with a five digit discount and shoot up in public and they give you free housing for trashing their city!" Let go destroy Free-Attle man! Police can't do shit cause they'll go to jail for trying! The politicians love criminals and crackheads in Seattle!"
by LegalizeHeroin June 11, 2022
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The act of urinating into into a gaping butthole and then sucking it out
Bro Conner told me he gave Jenna i Seattle shot glass at the party last Friday
by Roxxii March 27, 2022
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They suck. What else is there to say?
49er fan #1: Did you see the 49ers vs. Seahawks game the other day??
49er fan #2: Yeah I was there and the Seattle Seahawks got their asses kicked, haha!

49er fan #1: Yeah!!! Fuck the Seahawks!
49er fan #2: Now let's destroy the Cowgirls!!
by jay gee January 19, 2023
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The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 3, 2018
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A 1969 MLB expansion franchise that lasted one season before relocating to Milwaukee and becoming the Brewers
The ineptitude of the Seattle Mariners can be traced back to the lone season of the Seattle Pilots.
by TeaN'All February 18, 2021
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