schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016

Schlong Dongler

Someone who uses a schlong Dongle

Hello, I am a schlong dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024

schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.

Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"

by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024

Schlong

Anything bigger than a schmiek.

Get that schlong outa here dawg.

by Eat my schmiek September 7, 2017

Schlong Dongler

A user of a schlong Dongle

Hello, I am a schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024

schlong

dick

he has a massive schlong

by ehaidva May 1, 2023

Schlonging

Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.

In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten

by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023