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Saturday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019
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Saturdays Are For The Boyz

Its when you ignore any girlz in yo life, so you can post up wit da boyz on Saturdays.
YO GIRL: Can we have a romantic dinner?
YOU: LITERALLY Saturdays Are For The Boyz
YO GIRL: Why can't we have a Saturday?
YOU: Becuz I'm not Hayden
by DairyQueen30 May 23, 2017
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Saturday

A day that Kaleb gets to do what he wants
Ben:Saturdays are for the boys
Kaleb:No I get to choose what I want to do on Saturday
by jj1919191919 December 11, 2019
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Ghetto Saturday

When someone goes to the bar before work and gets too drunk, they call in sick to work and continue drinking and partying all day Saturday
My body can only take having one ghetto saturday a month.
by Lady Mae October 25, 2023
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Saturday scottsdale

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.
Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.
by flexydevil May 8, 2023
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Sawshark Saturday

National holiday every Saturday celebrating sawsharks
Ryan: what day is it

Peter: Sawshark Saturday

Ryan: YAY
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
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Saturday 12th April

On the Saturday 12th April you are not permitted to nap or have any energy drinks.

This is unwritten law.
No! You can’t have a Red Bull, it’s Saturday 12th April
by TheMask00_1 April 12, 2025
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