Vanilla Ice Record

When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.

"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins

by DemonZann October 23, 2013

Record Scratch

When someone says something so absurd that everyone has to pause for a moment and look in disgust, usually associated with the record scratch sound effect.

"He record scratched so hard the whole class stopped what they were doing and looked over."

by BigWayne_Iosnoop July 13, 2025

broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 11, 2023

Record

Something you won't take with you, even if you break one. They're kind of like money in that sense.

Whether it's a vinyl record or a sports/entertainment record, no matter how many you break, you won't take them with you when you're not around any more. Some people like to break records, others disagree that all records are made to be broken, and they try to take care of the records they have while they are still here.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Shellac records

Records made from the poop from lac bugs.

Did you know that shellac records are made of bug poop?

by supertune March 25, 2022