Queef-Grief

noun. The multiple emotions running through a female's mind after 'queefing' during sexual intercourse.

Mike was so disgusted from Megan's queefing that he left for home shortly after the initial queef. Megan suffered overwhelming queef-grief for the rest of the evening.

Brent's girlfriend's queef-grief was no match for his mission to devaginate her.

by MasterQueef June 1, 2012

Jizzy Queef

1. A post-coitus vaginal flatulation.

2. A fart out of the vagina that produces a sperm bubble

"Hey bitch."

"Yeah?"

"You get fucked without protection, again?"

"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"

by DR.dicknose October 9, 2011

queef and cheddar

Use arbys cheese sauce as lube in doggy style

You’re mom couldn’t afford a beef and cheddar so I went in the back and gave her a queef and cheddar

by Jmcddd August 25, 2023

queef rod

A big thick cock used to pound a queef out.

I wish i could make some money with my queef rod pounding sluts.

by SecertSlutPounder September 5, 2018

roll queef

when a big girl is sitting in capstone and in the middle of class just lets a queef out of a fat roll and then yaunks everywhere

"hey jessica what is this article saying"...."yaunk, excuse me" "did you fart?" "i dont know" "it sounded like a roll queef"

by gewwwww April 9, 2010

queef's whisper

Being in extremely close proximity to something either physically or metaphorically.

When Philip ran that stop sign, he was a queef's whisper away from plowing into the front of an oncoming vehicle.

by Fillip Snehpets March 3, 2022

Ball Queef

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.

This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.

"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."

"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."

by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017