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herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017
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Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.
lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.
by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022
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Minge Pilot

A person who likes going down on women regularly.

Also another word for someone who serves milkshake in Mcdonalds.

Minge Pilot, is a term made from the two words "minge" and "pilot" so can be translated to mean someone who flies an aircraft and likes vagina.

It is generally a term used for lesbians as apart from scissoring and fingering, they are limited in what they can do, so they therefore usually go down on their partner.
Oh see Ellie over there? Shes such a minge pilot!

Look at John, he flies a plane and goes down on his wife, what a minge pilot!

Thanks for the vanilla milkshake Mr Minge Pilot!
by Mrtittybojangle January 10, 2014
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Pilot

A highly trained individual that does precise guesswork based on unreliable info given out by individuals with questionable knowledge.
How to tell if the person you're talking to is a pilot ? He'll tell you.
by Tomtheavgeek April 4, 2020
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heli pilot

You have a Heli Pilot! This powerful attack copter has multiple patrol options. Choose between Follow Touch, Lock'n'Place and Patrol, where it will attack between two set points.
Hey, dude. I got a Heli Pilot on Monkey City! Cool, right?
by llamafan67 May 14, 2020
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Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.
Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
by base bonwell May 11, 2018
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Co-pilot Queen

Not a passenger, but a partner. She’s in the front seat, matching energy, sharing control, and treated like a queen every mile of the way.
She’s a true Co-Pilot Queen, navigating life side by side with her partner.
by Harry's Way August 7, 2025
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