Heart pet

A pet who seem to have a private window to our souls. A true soulmate in pet version.

You don’t get it. I’ll never have another dog like this. She understands me in a way no one has ever understood me, she's my heart pet.

by PetsForYourSoul October 7, 2020

the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003

Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.

Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022

Teachers pet

A person who always snitches on you when you take a step forward at them or they challenge to fight you on a damn Monday or Wednesday. When you actually fight them, or actually touch them lightly, they will either:
Snitch
Cry to the teacher
and my favorite one..
Try to attack you but you KTFO of them.

This Teachers pet is so annoying! When will he ever stop picking and snitching on me??

by ValkDefNotFound April 26, 2022

petting zoo

a word for a strip club or a gentlemen club

1: who wants to go to the petting zoo cuzz
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz

2: bye O.G nigga stay low

by g-lowlife February 17, 2022

Pet Rape

When your pet forces you to pet them even though you clearly don’t want to. Occurs more than you think it does.

Bro I didn’t want to pet my dog so she decided to just pet rape me

by Mr Smarty Oants August 7, 2021

Step-pet

The pet(s) your significant other adopted prior to you being in a relationship together.

Generally a millennial and younger term, since gen X and older have human children.

Erin already had cats with her last boyfriend, but she kept them. Now Sophie and Tigger are my Step-pets.

by Rawrxs February 28, 2023