trunk pasta

Restaurant pasta in a carry-out container that was left in the trunk of the car for at least a week, with the intention of consuming it later to become ill with food poisoning and get a day off work.

He obviously doesn't have the flu, he wanted a day off work so he ate trunk pasta.

Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.

by Skgrey November 03, 2015

Secret Pasta

The kind of pasta that is so delicious, only a true Italian Nona from Sicily would be able to make.

Damn this pasta is so good it's secret pasta for sure!

by SecretPasta June 02, 2015

Pasta fucker

Someone that like to have sexual relations with one or more kind of pasta until orgasm. Usually the more sauce the better the experience.

I heard Ricky is sexually attracted to stuffed shells. He’s such a pasta fucker

by Cryingatthrorgy March 14, 2024

red box cheesy pasta

cheesey pasta. serves 3. fucking it serves me

THERES NO RED BOX CHEESY PASTA!
THAT ONE? SHIT!

by oopsiesdoopie October 09, 2023

Pasta potato bitches

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta

I want some pasta potato bitches !

by xwickedxxpediax January 11, 2021

Sausage Pasta

A person who is clumsy, has no clue what they are doing and never changes.

Look at sausage pasta over there

by pasta.scran2990 August 17, 2023

Pasta Canolli

The act of Cumming on Ravioli and dipping it in mushroom Sauce before feeding it to a cannibal

Someone: dude James Tried to Kill and eat me so i Fed him Pasta Canolli, Funniest shit i've ever seen

Someone 2 (Electric Bugaloo): Dude That was my dad

by Someone-Fed-Me-Pasta-Canolli April 01, 2020