do u even skate?

a response to when someone is attempting to do something and fails or is not as successful as they hoped to be at it, regardless of if it has anything to do with skating
bro how’d u not catch that, like do u even skate?
by heheitsgber May 12, 2019
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Friday Night Skate Session

an event that takes place during the evening on friday at the local skatepark hosted by local skaters. It involves skating hard using full energy and in style. The event lasts for hours. The skate sessions are accompanied with beers, snacks and bud-- like a party but way funner. All the participants are drunk and enjoying themselves. Sometimes the cops will interrupt the session but fuck them.
after work on friday i am pumped up for the friday night skate session.
by $keight $kum November 15, 2010
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HuneoH Custom Skate Decks

A skate deck company founded in Topeka Kansas that paints sweet custom graphics on skate decks for low ass prices. They were first established to challenge the multi-national skate companies that sell their decks for 65+ dollars with their same re-hashed marketing schemes and designs. HuneoH is punk- reject big corporations and help the little guy. Why? cuz fuck 'em, that's why.
HuneoH Custom Skate Decks sure showed Element and Adio where to stick it (right up their ass).
by Garrett Mentzer November 25, 2007
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Skate fast and eat ass

The way of life of a Lucio main in Overwatch.
Lucio: Skate fast and eat ass.

Unnecessary Hanzo:WOW a pro Lucio
by Cheesy_Pants June 09, 2017
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Eat Fast and Skate Ass

Similar to the phrase “Eat ass and Skate fast” however refers to an overweight individual who can not skate very well due to the fact that they eat so much so quickly.
Jim: wanna go eat ass and skate fast later bro?
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan
by Red Dogg May 30, 2018
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Charm City Skate Park

Now this is a real indoor skatepark! A wide ass mini ramp with tight trannies, extensions, escalators, a flat bank and not one but TWO death bridges. It spines into a four foot square bowl. The long and skinny street area plays into the mini bowl set up smoothly, and the huge take-off roll in the corner will give you more than enough speed to hit up the place
There is a nicely stocked skate shop on the premises. Along with a pool table, Charm City Indoor Skatepark also boasts two of those old 720 skateboard arcade games- you know the ones with the dream layouts and the duck-footed punk with the mohawk. They also have one of those tricky little claw games, but instead of winning a crappy stuffed animal, you can nab a set of wheels!
(Skater:) Dude today im going to charm city skate park to skate the half pipe on my new Enjoi.


by EnjoiLife March 11, 2009
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three Must-Skate-Heres

three skater friends who always manage to skate where they're definitely not wanted.
Joe the Businessman: whats that racket? whats going on outside?
Marge the Secretarywoman: oh its the three Must-Skate-Heres. they insist on skateboarding in the Customer parking lot.
JtB: isn't there a skate park down the block??
MtS: yeah, but you know how defiant Must-Skate-Heres are.
by iSkateKidd July 28, 2010
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