*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
by Freddie21 April 10, 2021
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Frosting on candles

The act of sucking fresh fecal residue off of a girl’s ass hair during intercourse
My girl finally let me suck the frosting on candles laste night
by Absolutelegendunit September 16, 2018
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candled and feathered

To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.
Meghan markle and prince Harry got candled and feathered so you couldn’t even see them!!
by Theonewhosayshi268 July 15, 2023
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Russian Candle

A "Russian Candle" is when a "Man" Cums inside of a girl whilst on period and at that point the "Girl" will spread her vagina and let the Red and White Communist concoction drip out of the vagina.
by Mrboulder May 29, 2020
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Light candles

Person A:"Hey Brenda, wanna light candles?"
Person B:"Fuck yeah!"
by Negative-#9801 January 15, 2023
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Sented candle

When you light you gentle pubes on fire then blow them out and walk around. ( it leaves a horrible smell every where you go.)
"Hey jack ima go make a sented candle."
by White-guy December 16, 2022
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Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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