White Oblivion

Being unaware of your or someone else's faults and false confidence, particularly regarding appearance.

What in the white oblivion makes Sarah think that she can start an Onlyfans?

by Corely Oney July 11, 2021

captain obvious

Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms

Hey look mom, it's captain obvious!
Oh no, captain obvious on the wheel again!

by ivebeenfriendzonedallmylife😥 March 27, 2023

Destined Oblivion

When a gay furry femboy smokes enough cocaine and starts pissing on a power box causing it to explode.

Dave: "Holy shit! Jack is doing a Destined Oblivion
Jack: "Fuck yeah man!" *explodes*

by theboingaboing December 9, 2024

Into Oblivion

to the moon

Axiom max into Oblivion

by padkwadparl March 11, 2026

the obvious hidden gem

something special to you in the account

The obvious hidden gem will add 46,572 to it :)

by No13ob December 28, 2025

beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

Spanked into oblivion

The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.

Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021