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Nonce Patrol

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol
by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019
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Nonce

Mainly a 25 year old Scottish boy, who looks like yer typical big nonce, likes to refer to himself as a ‘unit’.

He normally turns out to be either a pedo or a prick.
“That Alexander is a right strokey nonce

“Cunt hinks he’s a unit, fs”

“Shame he’s no”
by Cooper03 August 30, 2019
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Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans
Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day
by Ninja kill October 30, 2018
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economy nonce

paedophile who spends as little as possible while grooming young people
Sally's economy nonce only brought her a bag of haribo
by Bigmanmave September 6, 2023
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Nonce

A paedophile who likes touching people that are very young compared to there age ratio
Hey John which bird you chatting too

Oh just this pretty girl

Im gonna check her insta

Please mike dont

Wait there are only year 7 pictures (Grade 8)

and it says 2008

Im not A Nonce

Dont talk to me again john You paedophilic Nonce
by pro gamer words July 22, 2020
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Nonce

A nonce is typically a word used to describe someone who prays on young children. There is a high chance a nonces name will be Joe Harrison
by Kieran kinny August 1, 2021
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Nonce

A British term for a pedo or pedophile. It is also used commonly as an insult by year 7s (gremlins) and year 8s (retired gremlins)
Donald Trump is a nonce.
by That one Irish guy May 14, 2022
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