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Nolan

A gross name that relates with many gross people. This person is usually the type of person to only play minecraft, Roblox and/or Fortnite.
guy 1: Ew is that nolan?
guy 2: yeah, he's the one kid who ate paste in first grade
by Sotamboys January 8, 2023
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Nolan Hartke

This unit is a gravel vacuum with a brain cell count of less then 12 1/2.
Damn where’d all the rocks go? There must be a Nolan Hartke around.
by Gaylibtard November 30, 2018
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Nolan

Someone that is highly submissive towards women and dates any girl he sees. He is usually assertive when it comes to his irrational d vision making therefore he is closed minded and is ignorant. Also, when he is in a relationship he mainly ignores his girlfriend and instead hangs out with other girls but to “keep it safe” he occasionally goes over to his girlfriend and when he does he does a try hard thing that supposedly is romantic when in reality it’s just something to do to make the obvious seem hidden.
Yo remember when Nolan dated like five girls within a month

In my philosophy Nolan is defined as a simp; he is constantly doing anything for girls that he sees to get their attention, and then when it comes to actually dating, he disregards the girl he was originally being submissive to.
by JustinSteve December 3, 2018
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Nolan

"Nolan has such a small penis"
by AllKnowingBigBoy February 20, 2019
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Nolan

Nolan is a nice guy. He is funny, nice, and caring. He well do whatever to make someone happy. He loves it when he's crush/girlfriend smiles or laughs. Nolan is one of the nicest guys you would ever meet.
Mary: that guy is such a Nolan

Aryanna: yea he is
by Itz_mee-666 March 9, 2019
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Nolan

Guy: Nolan is a NoOOob
by Despacito8969 December 24, 2018
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Nolan-Cocked

When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
by Iceyhott January 14, 2019
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