Noob 

Someone who is shit at something, i.e. Life

"Shabaz is a right noob"

Noob by blueprintChris June 12, 2008

noob 

Anykind of supremecy group or fan that is a loser who feels bad about themselves so they hate on others. like 360 and wii fanboys hatin on ps3 because its cooler than them on all levels

im a nazi and i have 360 and wii
so you are a gay noob

noob by ulto bane July 14, 2007

noob 

1) Someone new to the game
2) Someone that is really shit at a
online game eg. World Of Warcraft.
3) A Bevan

You stupid noob what are you doing?

noob by bbot July 18, 2008

noob 

a type of person who is low class according to you as another person

i dont have an example with the word noob

noob by dahwaun February 21, 2009

Noob 

A person who is clueless, misinformed or helplessly stupid. To be a noob requires one to be beyond help in any situation, and acting like one doesn't know, understand or comprehend what is going on. Being ignorant to the situation one is in and blundering about openly and embarrasingly is essential to n00bness.

The word "noob" originates from mortal kombat, from a playable character by the name Noob Saibot, who was actually Sub-Zero risen from the grave. The character was pretty poorly executed on the top of another character in the game, and was occasionally refered to erroneously as kano by the game amongst other bugs.

In the progress of time Noob became to mean Newbie because of the homonymic nature of the two words.

George W. Bush is such a n00b.
An embarrasing failure usually concern a Noob in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Noob by Tuhooja June 7, 2009

noob 

a noob on stardoll

a girl on stardoll called

juliacutie1205

/\
thats a noob

noob by sdkjgfuiwerhgt April 15, 2010

noob 

Someone like David Gray who's just crap for many reasons and deserves to be King of the Noobs.

Amy Savage is not.

David Gray is such a noob.

noob by iwannabeadisneyprincess April 20, 2011