Minecraft

A game where non-virgins go to escape the virgin curse of Fortnite. Created in 2009 by the first Swedish Minecraft multimillionaire. Currently the best selling sandbox game of all time.

Person 1: “Hey, wanna play Fortnite?”
Person 2: “Hell no! I’m not a virgin!”
Person 1: “What about Minecraft?”
Person 2: “Actually, that sounds fun.”

by Minecraftboi January 30, 2020

Minecraft

A booming game once where every kid talked about it, now a completely dead game where only nerds play it

Nerd: Do you wanna play Minecraft
Random geek: Srsly?

by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018

minecraft

a game that weaboos play # kill the pandas

i love minecraft

by oofnite October 21, 2019

minecraft

if you are searchin dis up den u r addicted to dis

hi i play minecraft dumbass

by brodontdough June 12, 2018

Minecraft

A game for bigger virgins than Fortnite players they will be addicted and become squeakers

Hey that Minecraft player is such a virgin heyy I’m not a virgin

by lol biotch 42069911666 March 11, 2019

Minecraft

A game that is monumentally better than fortnite.

Person 1: Wanna play some Fortnite?

Person 2: Hell no, Minecraft is better

by Count Cackula April 26, 2019

Minecraft

That 8-bit 3D lego game, that exists just so your 12 years old self could play this game And get Sucked into the game and have a chance of making a shitty Minecraft lets play

the 12 years olds may have moved to fortnite,
And the 15 years olds may have replayed minecraft

12 year old in 2015: Hey I like this shitty game made in 2009, I shall play it
(3 years later)
15 year old: shit, should I unlist all the shitty Minecraft let plays on my channel?
2019: Hmmm let's play Minecraft again

by Okgamerbro9001 July 28, 2019