world mechanic

What somebody says when they don't know shit about automobiles but want to sound like they do.

Interviewer: So what skills do you have?
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...

by JeromeDuce22 May 8, 2024

Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.

“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”

by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024

Pussy Mechanic

A board certified medical doctor who is a gynaecology (or in some other cases obstetrics) specialist.

Considering a gynaecologist looks at a female reproductive system for a living and fixes that specific organ systems issues, he is basically a mechanic for pussies

Woman: My vagina hurts, I'm not sure whats wrong
Man: Go to the Pussy Mechanic then

by xx_cunnyraper_xx February 18, 2024

The Mechanical Bull

during sex when the guy puts his thumb in the girls butthole and tries to stay in while she rages

"Why tf would u do that"
"I wanted to try the mechanical bull"

by Lowk3y.x February 20, 2024

mechanical work

scalar physical quantity numerically equal to the product of force and distance if the two are parallel

Mechanical work is done only if the object is moving

by Maria Angelaa February 28, 2024

The Mechanisms

A band of immortal space pirates roaming the universe in the starship Aurora. Some say they’re from a steampunk future, others claim they’re from a cyberpunk past, a few even whisper that they may be from a dieselpunk alternate now. They are all correct. They are also SO GAY. We love them.

Person 1: WHOA that person over there is Jonathan Sims who plays Jonny d'Ville in the band The Mechanisms???
Person 2: YES! I want to kiss him so bad.
Person 1: Same.

by sun tube March 3, 2024

unprofessional mechanic

Sana Ferdowsian

don’t ask the unprofessional mechanic for advice

by armon the top g August 2, 2022