ketangulous

ketangulous; adj. that feeling of combined relief and accomplishment when one finally finds the key to a locked item, e.g., chest, padlock, door, cabinet, etc. after a long exhausting search.

I'd turned the house upside down looking for the key to that old chest, when finally, a minute after midnight, I found it in an old jar in the fruit cellar — I felt ketangulous!

by Douglas Koempel February 20, 2026

kentang 101

The best friend group that ever existed. Contains 5 creatures that is not normal at all, they talk about silly things and laugh about random stuff. Their existence can make your day 10 billion percent better and you'll love them immediately once you meet them.
Kentang 101 is also the biggest opp of initial n. But having one enemy does not stop them from being the coolest friendgroups ever!! Stan them guys pls

"Yo have you seen where kentang 101 went?"
"They're probably in class rn, I'll talk to them later too cuz they're so so cool"

"What happened to dastan bro?"
"Uhm kentang 101 bullied him again"

by zurayukiwa March 5, 2025

Ketamine King

Elon Musk or other professed habitual users of ketamine who are unelected yet have undue influence on a country's policies or people.

The Ketamine King doesn't know which way is up most days.

by Attirs March 23, 2025

Ketan's Law

Any movement that has a name that implicitly insults everyone else working on a problem as ineffective, irrational, or unrealistic is guaranteed to be trash.

Ketan's Law applies to effective altruism.

by paulmwatson May 16, 2025

ketaflop

n. A unit of brain performance that acts as the standard metric for gauging the raw processing power of a brain on ketamine. A higher ketaflop count generally indicates increased creativity, reduced stress, a growing desire to melt into a couch or a bed, and an alluring sense of increasing confusion. However, if ketamine is consumed beyond the brain's ketaflop threshold, the user temporarily disassociates and becomes a potato floating through spacetime with no concept of self.

v. To be on a good rip of ketamine, tapping into its superpowers while mitigating the drugs downsides, similar to being "in the zone" in professional sports.

Person 1: I'm proper ketafloppin', mate. Woooo, yeah, this is nice.
Person 2: Oy, bop your ketaflops up a solid tickle with another shneef bruv, it's adventure time!

by gingerninja111 September 28, 2025

Ketatating

The act of meditating while high as balls on ketamine.

I promise I am okay! I don’t need the hospital I’m just ketatating.

by Eventmedic123 October 25, 2025

ketamine theory

the theory that any deal ketamine makes ends up getting scammed, ratted, or put on hold for a while. Expecially when he takes 3 months to give a person 30 dollars.

This deal is gonna be plagued with the ketamine theory.

by shoopdawg theory November 13, 2025