Kirked

To be shot in the throat.

Soldier 1: Holy fuck did you see that wound on Gary’s neck??

Soldier 2: yeah man, looks like he got Kirked pretty hard.

Gary: *flops over and dies like a retarded kid*

by TazmilyGum September 11, 2025

Kirk hamilton

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably

"Kirk, i dont love you"
"shut up yea you do. silly ho"
"your right i do love you"

by Pookie April 21, 2005

Kirk’s Law

“Any lone gunman shall be presumed to be a white, male Christian nationalist until definitely proved otherwise.”

The uproar over the latest assassination is in clear violation of Kirk’s Law

by sp762 September 13, 2025

Kirked

To get shot in the neck

Charlie just got kirked

by Nachoszs September 11, 2025

Dimesha Kirk

an absolute tank who steals from walmart and gets arrested.

dimesha kirkkkk

by gfawegfafvasreg May 17, 2019

Ash Kirk

A name given to a girl who could be a boy 🧐

Damn Zak that gal over there she’s definitely an Ash Kirk

That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk

by TheTeflonDon April 24, 2020

kirk

a herblike man, one who laughs at everything and adds value wherever he goes.

I wish I was naturally more of a Kirk.

by girlsrule12345 April 26, 2023