jeff toast

White toast that has been refrigerated, becoming cold, moist, and largely undesirable.

Breakfast in hell is jeff toast and warm diet soda.

by Jeffrey Toast September 17, 2007

mr. jeff

A guy who wears spam costumes and dresses in drag for Halloween, but is still just a single, lonely, hilarious teacher.

People: mr. jeff, you need a girlfriend
Mr Jeff: what. no, i have a calculator.

by Jemilla July 19, 2017

Jeff Koi'd

When you're hanging out with all your friends and you're stoned.

I'm so Jeff Koi'd

by Jeff Koi May 23, 2017

Jeff Kaplan

Game director of Overwatch. Absolute fucking legend. Also known as "Jeff from the Overwatch team".

Welcome to another developer update, I'm Jeff Kaplan from the Overwatch team, we're really excited to be here today.

by Wadu436 January 17, 2017

Jeff Rosenstock

A fucking cool ass punk rocker from Long-Island. Has a kick ass solo band that's really fucking good.

Jeff Rosenstock is very awesome

by Jeffrosenstockfan February 11, 2021

Mechanic Jeff

An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.

"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."

by Humkay April 2, 2021

jeff sighman

The band director who rants a little toooo much and has a Utah forehead but generally has great results

No, no, not Jeff SEMEN, jeff sighman

by The lone poopoo November 30, 2021