jeff toast

White toast that has been refrigerated, becoming cold, moist, and largely undesirable.

Breakfast in hell is jeff toast and warm diet soda.

by Jeffrey Toast September 06, 2007

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Jeff Pesos

Jeff Pesos is what Jeff Bezos will become if he were to change his nationality to mexican and convert all his cash and assets into Pesos.

Person 1: Yo I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos
Person 2: What are you crazy?!!?
Person 1: Nah gringo I'm just moving up in Mexican culture
Person 2: Alright hermano! Take care!

by Payday2CheeseBurger August 16, 2021

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mr. jeff

A guy who wears spam costumes and dresses in drag for Halloween, but is still just a single, lonely, hilarious teacher.

People: mr. jeff, you need a girlfriend
Mr Jeff: what. no, i have a calculator.

by Jemilla July 19, 2017

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Jeff Koi'd

When you're hanging out with all your friends and you're stoned.

I'm so Jeff Koi'd

by Jeff Koi May 23, 2017

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Mechanic Jeff

An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.

"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."

by Humkay April 02, 2021

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