when a man or woman is wearing an outfit that looks perticulairly tacky, he or she is said to be "fighting colors." if they are really tacky, the phrase "and the colors are winning" is added to the end of the phrase.
A fat woman walks in a bar wearing a hot pink dress with a yellow belt and green shoes.
"That ho is fighting colors and the colors are winning."
"That ho is fighting colors and the colors are winning."
by Christina From Da Mo January 23, 2008
Get the fighting colorsmug. by DOM1985 February 7, 2020
Get the sword fightingmug. a simple fight of the dough. which dough? your dough. and her dough. and his dough. ERRRRYONES dough. it’s doughpe.
her- “do you want to go back to my place?” him-“yes but i’m really just in the mood for a good ole dough fight. nothing more nothing less.”
by dough_fights_r_us April 28, 2020
Get the dough fightmug. by WaluigiMain October 4, 2023
Get the Freak Fightmug. When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King September 7, 2013
Get the turkey fightmug. When two people in a bar "fight" by slapping each others' hands repeatedly when both people have their hands raised, like two deer fighting.
Yo dude, did you see Stacy and Pepe slapping each other? I think they're going to kill each other.
Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.
Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.
by LabradorJ September 25, 2011
Get the Deer Fightingmug. Person 1: Did you see Olivia and Izzy rub their boobs together after all those drinks last night?
Person 2: Yeah, man! Total dagger fight!
Person 2: Yeah, man! Total dagger fight!
by Cody Mist July 31, 2022
Get the Dagger fightmug.