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early doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
by IPUface November 13, 2011
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Butt-ass early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow
by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023
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Early Fireworks

Where an individual takes a severe beating by another individual or a group to the point they black out, before New Year, or any other holiday that has involvement with Fireworks.

Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
Boy 1: “Dude! Wake up! What the fuck happened to you?”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
by inlunier February 10, 2023
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Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.
by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023
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Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

Early bird sucks the dick…”
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023
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Early 90s

A time period between the years 1990-1993.
If you were born anytime between 1990 and 1993 you were born in the early-90's.
Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince was a hit back in 1991 as well as Weak by SWV in 1993. They were hitting #1 in the early 90s.
by So accurate December 14, 2023
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Early 2020s

They are the years from 2020 to 2023. It’s the time period when Covid-19 slapped everyone in their faces. It was also the start and end of wars. The War in Afghanistan ended in 2021 with a terrible Kabul airport Suicide bombing killing 183 people. Israeli–Palestinian conflicts grows with 2021 starting an outbreak of violence to a war in 2023. Don’t forget the Russian Invasion of Ukraine in 2022.
You had a lot of terrible natural disasters in this short time.
If you live in the US the annoying Trump was replaced as President with that one elderly man some call sleepy Joe.

There was so much crazy things I can’t even name all of them
Let’s talk music in Latin…..Bad Bunny was all over the place in the early 2020s lol

Just remember that The Sentinelese people are doing fine to this day.
The early 2020s was pretty crappy in a lot of ways.
by So accurate December 14, 2023
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