Danger Wank

Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.
He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.
by Mackerzzz March 27, 2015
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Danger wank

when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.
I'm so embarrassed, yesterday I failed at a danger wank.
by Dragon67 April 16, 2023
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Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
by BigLadGreggs March 09, 2020
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Danger Pit

A person or place that creates an awkward situation, conversation, or encounter. A danger pit should be avoided as it breeds awkwardness and discomfort.
"The gym was such a danger pit today. I saw all five of my last hookups"
"Danger pit at 12 o'clock. It's that girl who I tried to fight last night."
by Jonatephicalie May 12, 2014
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dangerously thicc

When you gain large amounts of cake due to da dangerous circumstances.
"Dude! I got bitten on the ass by a snake, so now I'm dangerously thicc!"
by TickleMeWeen September 25, 2020
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Dangerous Dave

A Giant of a man, who knows how to entertain a crowd, his musical skills with a Kazoo are unbelievable and outstanding like his fashion tastes.a legend
You are very much like Dangerous Dave
by Quizlover November 23, 2021
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danger crush

When you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. Since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to lose by having a danger crush. The objective of this is to prevent anyone from ever finding out, which makes it even more dangerous and exciting for you.
So I see you're spending a lot of time with the daughter of that crack-dealing pimp, he's gonna kill you if he ever finds out. B: Yeah. She's my danger crush.
by svak.fk;vsb October 05, 2015
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