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Hog Job

What fans are treated to at Arby's when one of the members of the Detroit Hog Jigglers scores three goals in an EASHL game.
Did you see your new dad Splats set up Doc for his third goal this game? Don't forget to go to Arby's tomorrow for your free Hog Job!
by J Cybulski January 28, 2022
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Master Hog

A master hog is an extrememly large amount of chewing tobacco, usually grizzly wintergreen. It is all relative to the person throwing in the master hog so it can line your entire lip or take up a third of your lip.
Bro 1: hey bro, can you throw me that can of grizzly wintergreen right there? its time to throw in a master hog.

Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.

Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)
by Mr. E 2.0 February 7, 2012
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hog yanking

The act of vigorously pulling on ones own penis. Usually performed in this way when very angry or frustrated.
Joes in the bathroom hog yanking again. The poor guy tries and tries but just can't get laid!
by Ratdogzz March 25, 2017
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hog senses

The gut feeling before something significant happens.
My hog senses are tingling, I think eric is about to fight.
by Hog-rider March 22, 2023
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Hog scalding

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.
"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"
by Uncle Club February 2, 2020
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forum hog

One who posts constantly on a online bulletin board system, often to gain the respect of a moderator or administrator, though also perhaps just for personal gain (post count) or to gain respect from the community at large.
"He's a right forum hog he is!"
by Splatzone November 6, 2007
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hog pizzum

One who delights in and commonly practices selfish behavior.
That goddamn hog pizzum Sally Struthers ate all the Chips-Ahoys and didn't leave me any.
by Stuck5150 July 25, 2011
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