Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs

I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Bohemian Glazed Cob

The act of stacking donuts on someone's dick, having them ejaculate all over them as glaze, and then eating the donuts like you would eat a cob of corn.

"Dude my girl gave me the Bohemian Glazed Cob yesterday, she was crazy with the eating part."

by Lucas255 April 3, 2026

Over-glazed

A term for a person being over complimented from

Oh that girl is over-glazed from her looks

by Overglazedking June 13, 2025

Over-glazed

Typical person who gets compliments too much.
To the point it is annoying

Fuck that girl is getting over-glazed

by Overglazedking June 13, 2025

Alabama Glazed Ham

When uncle rick makes the Christmas ham using several honey packets and Viagra in an attempt to fuck the whole family.... AGAIN.

Man, that Alabama glazed ham got me hurting today. Uncle Rick sure knows how to handle his meat.....

by Raunchy Coon November 1, 2025

The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025