giraffe

the sexiest thing alive

“yo brothas did y’all see that giraffe at the zoo dawgs???? it was lookin mighty fresh”

by mohamed abdi January 2, 2019

Giraffe

The best and most superior animals that will ever meet your eye. When you see it your eyes will be amazed by its beauty.

Giraffes are the best animal in this earth and their spots make them unique to others .

by Jack Jonathan Johnson June 25, 2018

Brass Giraffe

When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.

"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."

by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018

Giraffe

A being with a 40-foot neck that is apparently more real than a unicorn

"How is a giraffe an actual animal?'

by wendlynfae August 6, 2018

giraffe

A giraffe is a tree horse.

The giraffe ate the leaves in the tree.

by zlw04 January 21, 2019

Giraffes

Other wise known as the "African Stretchy horse", or "Tall polka dot deer." The Stretchy horse can be found in Africa, as the name suggests. AND DOES NOT EAT EAUCALYPTUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH MRS.MORROW.

"Mrs.Morrow, Giraffes can't eat eucalyptus , Giraffes are from Africa, eucalyptus is from Australia!

by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 24, 2018

Giraffe

When some one really stupid with an IQ of lower than 30 denies being this animal because of their height.

That super tall and stupid kid gets really mad when people refer to him as a giraffe .

by That kid 17 October 5, 2018