giraffe lover

Tree Hugger from Africa.

The Giraffe lover killed several hundred poachers

by Joe Maxwell September 28, 2006

Space Giraffe

Is an Xbox 360 arcade game. It is great when you are high or tripping do to the insane colors in the background music. It makes your high much better

Dude, last night after i rolled a joint of blue berry kush, Me and Tyler played space giraffe and I almost shit myself.

by tdwpx982 June 15, 2009

Autistic-Giraffe

Someone who laughs in a certain way

you laugh like a autistic-giraffe

by erazor21 February 07, 2018

Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 21, 2021

giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots

I have giraffe disease from going to Florida.

by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014

Giraffe Man

Someone who is over six feet tall and sits right in front of your seat at the movies

I can't see the movie, thanks to Giraffe Man sitting in front of me.

by Mina_Colada February 21, 2015

Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports

Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.

by BettyYellowSplash February 19, 2025