An employee who maintains a position at a company despite the fact that all of his job duties have been reassigned to other employees. This could be by the ghost's own design or due to restructuring within the department.
Office Ghosts are particularly effective when they have a big title that comes with an assistant, and a boss in another location because no one is really sure what they do all day, but they still have the ability to step up and take credit once a project is completed.
Office Ghosts are particularly effective when they have a big title that comes with an assistant, and a boss in another location because no one is really sure what they do all day, but they still have the ability to step up and take credit once a project is completed.
Employee: I was looking for Michael. Have you seen him?
Assistant: I think he's in his office but I'm not sure since he always has the door closed. Let me check.
Assistant: No, he's not in there. He might be in a meeting.
Employee: He's like the office ghost. I can never find him when I need to talk with him. What does he do all day?
Assistant: Honestly I have no idea. You tell me when you figure it out and we'll both know.
Assistant: I think he's in his office but I'm not sure since he always has the door closed. Let me check.
Assistant: No, he's not in there. He might be in a meeting.
Employee: He's like the office ghost. I can never find him when I need to talk with him. What does he do all day?
Assistant: Honestly I have no idea. You tell me when you figure it out and we'll both know.
by JB4375 May 17, 2007
A kick ass post-apocalyptic sci-fi and dark fantasy novel that kicks off an entire novel series called the "Books of Ezekiel". Lots of demons, guns, war, alchemy, and science and one young protagonist's fight for survival amidst it all. Not to be missed.
Excerpt from "Ghosts of Koa": With a hellish scream, the creatures leaped forward, some of them skittering across the ground, others leaping onto the ceiling and skittering like spiders. All of them heading towards her. Screaming and nearly blinded with tears of terror, Ezekiel lifted her gun and jacked the trigger in the direction of the closest one.
Bam! The bullet struck cleanly through the creature’s chest, blowing a red blossom below its collarbone, and it was still coming. Bam! Another shot sliced through the kneecap and the screaming creature fell, flailing wildly like a beached carp, but even in its throes, Ezekiel could see it regroup, using its arms and remaining leg to scrabble towards her. Its wild eyes were wide and jaundiced with a hunger that was not of this world, a desire that had immunized it against pain...
Bam! The bullet struck cleanly through the creature’s chest, blowing a red blossom below its collarbone, and it was still coming. Bam! Another shot sliced through the kneecap and the screaming creature fell, flailing wildly like a beached carp, but even in its throes, Ezekiel could see it regroup, using its arms and remaining leg to scrabble towards her. Its wild eyes were wide and jaundiced with a hunger that was not of this world, a desire that had immunized it against pain...
by CRRice February 17, 2012
A method of flatulence characterized not only by its silent, venomous nature, but also by the fartee's stationary position.
That dude next to you just blasted a hot ghost! You just got hot ghosted! The taqueria became a haunted house after all of our hot ghosts.
by Chris Clark the Brainmaster July 20, 2006
A once frequently updated, searched, and visited online journal, now left abandoned by it's creator.
by El Jay Terry January 24, 2009
1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
by Brendon K February 05, 2019
by Bob Tate August 31, 2017
A house party with no one there. A party that one reaches at the end of the night and everyone is too blown out to interact well with one another (like ghosts.) An empty house. Any location that is creepy.
by The Drobe October 25, 2007