when a group of people meet each other and bring with them their best lamps. they then use the lamps to attack each other. after the fight the lamps are all plugged in and switched on. the lamp with the brightest bulb wins.
by kirk lizard 3333 January 05, 2009
When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King August 25, 2013
When two people in a bar "fight" by slapping each others' hands repeatedly when both people have their hands raised, like two deer fighting.
Yo dude, did you see Stacy and Pepe slapping each other? I think they're going to kill each other.
Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.
Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.
by LabradorJ September 25, 2011
Jivette and Leigh Ann were in the back seat of the car experimenting with the art of nibbling each other's arms as a form of provocation. This lead to the intense event of a bite fight that ended with great pleasure to my eyes since I don't kiss and tell.
by iampromo October 07, 2019
It's when two rednecks look at each other intensely and use the pump actions on their shotguns. No actual shots are fired but only click on clank of the guns.
by Pussy marijana December 08, 2016
I can't talk about fight club.....
by ecFTW December 05, 2016
Homies fight with love. To "homie fight" means to show a lot of affection; give them lots of compliments, hugs, etc.
"We had a homie fight yesterday."
by 8272e82928l28283l8283a December 07, 2017