figger naggot

Only whites can say this.
Any blacks heard saying it will be tasered by the authorities, not shot because thats racist.

Black: "Figger Naggot"
Authority: "Get down on the ground!"
*Helecopter noises*
*woosh*

*woosh*

iDubbbz: "Thats an edgy nigger!"
Authority: "Thank you iDubbbz for reporting."

by Jared from speedway October 18, 2017

finger salad

When a woman has very loose genitalia and her partner, using all of their fingers stimulates her clit, vagina, and anus.

After betting him that he couldn't, Rachel convinced him to give her a finger salad.

by Rachel & Ray August 27, 2006

finger in my asshole

tight.
FML.

*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."

by tte: time to eat February 3, 2012

Fidgetsexual

You can’t be sexually attracted to fidgets, Who just looks at a fidget and says: ‘Hey I’m in love with that’ you can’t be fidgetsexual.

‘Sorry ***** I am Fidgetsexual! I only like fidgets!’

by https..haru_is_pan April 24, 2021

brownie finger

when you finger a girl in da butt and then make her lick your finger

Man this girl pissed me off so much i gave her a brownie finger.

by herpes June 3, 2003

five-finger disco

The act of male masturbation.

Andy did the five-finger disco while he watched Ashley and Jenny getting it on.

Sorry, babe, the only dance I know is the five-finger disco. Maybe some time I can teach you it.

by Hidden-Street December 13, 2008

Beer Finger

When one cracks open so many cans of beer that his/her beer opening finger starts to hurt and throb for a few days. The pain, for the most part, usually can't be treated and it must be accepted with pride.

Doctor Robinson had to treat eighteen patients with beer finger the morning after Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

Larry party fouled because he could no longer open beer with his dominant finger and spilled it by opening it with his middle finger. Poor guy had beer finger.

by L0Lfest August 11, 2008