Process drift

The gradual, often unconscious shift in a work process, system, or organizational behavior away from its original purpose—usually due to routine, habit, or the illusion of progress. Common in corporate, bureaucratic, or tech settings where the system just keeps running… because that’s what it does.

“Why are we still sending daily update emails no one reads?”
“No clue. Classic case of process drift

by Richard A April 25, 2025

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Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."

by Drift-wood December 25, 2018

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Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.

4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.

by YHR Spynx August 04, 2018

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slut drifting

When one known as a fuck boy or a lesbian who got that 8 inch in the closet goes drifting from slut to slut with ease. This is slut drifting when the supposed fuck boy "twist and turns all up in the lady's of the night" he is in fact slut drifting

Some skank: "I like him I think he's charming"
Her smart friends who actually don't like her"You're a straight sluthoe and because of you this boys slut drifting will begin early

by CribCrab December 18, 2016

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