dick

slang for the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.

"That male mammal used his dick for copulation and for urinary excretion"

by Joshy Berger March 21, 2008

Dick

Often thought to be the male sexual reproductive organ, it is actually a cave mans beard. Licked clean by the female, the caveman then grunts to show his manly hood before stroking his dick.

You man, look at that guys dick! I want one, but i can't grow it!

by mattizle May 16, 2005

Dick

The thing underneath your leg. Oh wait you can’t see it because it’s too small.

Your dick is small

by Dyhvddfyy February 12, 2020

Dick

The magic wand that makes babies

“Mom how did you get that baby?”

“I used the Dick! It’s a magic wand!”

by Ihaveeyelashes69 November 15, 2019

Dick

A male penis, often between the legs. size ranges from 3 to 7 inches.

Look at that dick

by JoshSucksPenis01 February 4, 2019

Dick

Means pizza

I love dick

by Steve mother ape ass February 6, 2020

Dick

A delicate meat scepter during its placid state, nonetheless, that skewer can turn into the toughest of spears when sexually excited, thus, impaling any female genitalia on its way.

"He is probably lying about his dick size" said Emma to Jemma.
"Just like all men do" Replied Jemma before they both burst into laughter.

by ADEDD April 18, 2019