Cyber Monday

Cyber Monday is every lazy person’s day, a Monday, when they can buy items online at a lower price without having to get up from their couch.
Human:”Finally, some deals that I can get some deals online on Cyber Monday!”
by Idk... eevee I guess? December 29, 2017
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Cyber Clone

The process where you take someone who's not on the internet myspace, facebook etc. This person is usually someone whom you dislike, or a friend who deserves to be trolled, and you make a phony userpage, add multiple friends, and troll every last one of them. Once your friend enters the real world the following day, he/she will come to notice that everyone despites him/her...thus UNLEASHING a 10/10 troll.
by Arte-Stopher March 10, 2011
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cyber-tourettes

cybertourettes refers to a new unofficial disease that has come about as a result of the internet and such things that go along with it such as e-mail, instant messageing and social networking sites such as facebook and myspace. It occurs as both acute and chronic. the person with cyber- tourettes will write something electronically that he or she is thinking or feeling strongly about at that time and afterwards sends this information to one or more people. The particular information is usually information that when looked at approximately 24 hrs afterwards outrages or embarasses the original senders eyes , having the original sender usually mudder or think to his/herself, "what was i thinking"
Billy sees a girl on myspace that he hasnt seen in a while, but used to date. he looks at her pictures and writes a comment to her saying how much he would like to stick his whole face right in her booty because it looks so delicious, that he just wants to straight chew on them buttcheeks. Billy then hits the send button and happens to be on a site where there is no remove button. This particular comment billy would have never made had he thought about it or stepped back a little and thought. Billy never did this type of ting again...he had an acute case of cyber-tourettes
by wterasta June 15, 2009
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Cyber Hoe

A women or man who acts like a hoe only online, sends nudes, talks dirty to many people. They don't do anything hoeish in person with people.
by Zombalatron December 18, 2017
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Cyber-Rape

Cyper-Rape is manipulating someone into undressing themselves. Making them feel as though it's a safe space, when truly it's not. And when you say no, they continue to urge you to do so. They may threaten to stop speaking to you. And stop being their friend.
Cyber-rape - a sort of manipulation in some cases
Stranger: It's okay. Just take off your shorts. Just take off your shirt.
Girl/Boy: Ummm I don't know about that....
Stranger: Just listen to me! Just do what I tell you!
by AutumnPug December 31, 2021
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cyber testicle

an ingenius online podcast which crudely entertains us with reviews of dr who episodes and big finish.
I'm sick of the fucken shit today, my boss is a cunt and I need something that will stimulate my senses..oh! I forgot that cyber testicle updated and there is an episode waiting for me to wank over.
by lesbian cat fucker June 18, 2010
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Cyber-windbag

Someone who insists on making inane chit-chat to you on MSN or other forms of text messaging services even though they have nothing real to say.
hr0w49er says: Hi!

bobby says: hey.

hr0w49er says: How are you?

bobby says: good. I suppose.

hr0w49er says: That's cool. How's your girlfriend?

bobby: We broke up.

hr0w49er says: That sucks. So what you have planned for the summer?

hr0w49er says: hello?

hr0w49er says: you there?

<user: "bobby" has quit the conversation>
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