goose boulders

Goose boulders are extra large goose bumps that are caused by sexual excitement.

I was tickling the inside of her thighs when I noticed she was getting goose boulders!

by PaPaSmurF November 4, 2013

flight bouncer

kind of like flight attendant, but with 250% chance of beating you up.

person 1 : What are you going to do? re-accommodate me?
person 2 :dude stfu it's flight bouncer.

by bazzila April 24, 2017

Wellington Bouncer

The Wellington bouncer is a very specific and tedious sexual act, when done correctly can achieve great results. The Wellington bouncer recruited two guys(one short and lightweight and another tall and strong enough to care two people), and one very flexible chick.

The strong guy is basically carrying the little guy by his legs while the little guy is sitting upright.(Disclaimer:the little guys’ ass is going to be propped up on the stronger guys stomach) Then the girl is going to be held by partially by the little guys arms, while he’s piping it, meanwhile she’s stretched in a “C” position to where she can suck the bigger guy off, while at the same time holding on to his legs for support.

Me, John and Beatrice got together and did the Wellington Bouncer. Me being the stronger guy out of us two, I didn’t mind having my buddy’s bare ass touch my chest, cuz at least Beatrice was gargling my meat in the process.

by Futt Bucker May 13, 2020

Mask Bouncer

The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.

Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”

Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”

Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”

Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”

Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”

by Maskerator July 8, 2020

dilicio blunder

When one makes a mistake on the very first turn of a game, especially board games.

Whoa, a CLASSIC dilicio blunder. I can't believe you moved all the way to the end of the row in Tokaido.

by Delicious Gimlet December 4, 2020

George boulder

Right basically , by using Albert Einstein’s theory of relativity and the basics of quantum mechanics we are able to time travel and jump through different time lines, this is possible due to the fact that the universe is infinite and since the universe is infinite there is a possibility that there is an alternate timeline / reality .
YO THIS KIDS A NEEK

This George boulder kid a faggot ffs

by George's gay cousin Rajesh January 7, 2021

BIG BOUNCER JOE

Big BOUNCER joe is a young but hung fella who protects the hoes and bros alike. If you look at him at him wrong guaranteed you're gonna be an aunt and have and extra sister or brother and son or daughter. Joe is normally a chava type guy who is keen in the profits of the business English defense org. A fella with a 15 incher plus massive testes. A guy who has abs on his abs and 6 pack

The opps go "Oh shit it'd Big BOUNCER joe run for life and hide your wife".

by Epic Reds December 25, 2021