When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.
Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.
by LB Sweet November 05, 2019
When a white person gives off a false compliment to a person of color in order to gain trust/affection or something back.
by smallpoxblanketvictim October 08, 2018
Performed in the Doggy-style position. Occurs when a guy grinds his penis in a girl's buttcrack while squeezing her cheeks together so they completely cover his penis. Requires a nice, soft ass and lubrication, usually provided by the guy spitting on her butthole, or cumming on it after doggy-style sex, or after cumming inside her asshole and having her squeez it out while he grinds.
Cheryl has such a nice, plumb ass that I couldn't help but treat myself to a pig in a blanket after dropping a load on her crack.
by Joe Johnsonx April 30, 2007
Billy progressively scoots closer to Sally as she continues to scoot away from Billy. As Sally reaches the end of the couch she asks Billy for a blanket because she is cold. Sally then proceeds to give Billy the Blanket Treatment by denying him any chances of getting some action.
by AlmusBG February 24, 2014
Taking a shit in a blanket
If you cant think of anything better to do, put a turd in a blanket, roll it up, then let the party begin. turd blanket
by kitchen_m_lundberg February 13, 2008
by rizzoli February 05, 2012
a man in a blanket. he is most likely a pervert, blanket men can be found on many different social networking sites including but not limited to: hot or not, ask.fm, omegle, etc. to not talk to the blanket man. they can be dangerous, and will often try to trick you.
Mary: i met someone online the other day.
Kim: who was it?
Mary: his name was blanket man.
Kim: STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!
Mary: fine… calm your tits.
Blanket Man: its too late…. i found her…
Kim: who was it?
Mary: his name was blanket man.
Kim: STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!
Mary: fine… calm your tits.
Blanket Man: its too late…. i found her…
by claireknowshershit April 30, 2014