Ripped Biscuit

Colloquialism with several meanings such as an irritation, a course of action, or even an injury.

I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.

by Grouchalouch March 4, 2017

boo biscuit

boyfriend or girlfriend, as in someone's boo

i hear you have a new boo biscuit!
yes, i'm dating someone.

by mswordsmith November 30, 2010

Ego Biscuit

A compliment to anyone hungry for validation, praise, or boost to one's sense of self-worth.

That A the professor gave was a major ego biscuit.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

floating biscuit

Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.

Carl just gave me the best floating biscuit, it came out nowhere.

by kombatmuldoon January 29, 2014

Skunk biscuit

Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.

(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.

by CBromberg March 26, 2017

Drop a Biscuit

To take a dump. (to poop)

I'll be right back, I have to go drop a biscuit.

by FlyingBrass November 9, 2013

Flavor biscuits

A synonym of tastebuds.

Please use accordingly.😉

That cake was delicious. It really tickled my flavor biscuits.

That lemon really watered my flavor biscuits.

I’m parched, my flavor biscuits have dried up!

by SimplySammi September 4, 2019